- Lint trap; always full, always bluish gray, no matter the load. WTF?
- Backwards Day?- a boondoggle. Inside-out Day?- serving a nobler purpose!
- Aren't 'darks' colors too?
- Yellow is the new white!
- Disposable diapers; a reality. Disposable underwear; my reality.
- Fabreeze = dry cleaning.
- No Iron- you're one quarter of the way there. Keep inventing.
- Sew tags into underwear for a living? Guess what your job in hell will be.
- Mating socks- why I'm such a fan of flip-flops.
- Missing socks- they're mating with your darks and escaping through the lint trap.
- Paper money stuck to the inside of the washer- inescapable evidence of God's love.
- Carefully weigh the investment in time and effort laundering & folding towels to running around naked for a few minutes.
- Fabric softener? Dryer sheets? There's a sucker born every minute!
- In the modern world, every minute spent folding laundry is one minute you arrive late somewhere. [ ...to your child's first recital ;[ )
- Wear stubborn stains like a 'set-in' badge!
- Pheromones....ummmm!
See y'all down by the river!
3 comments:
hahahaha! Love the towel timesaver -and another timesaver only wear clothes the same color as your favorite food or drink. =Marti
Peter, this is too funny. Normally, Roger does the laundry. However, this weekend, he is out of town and the mountain of laundry had to be tackled.... by yours truly.
The correlation of your post to my experience over the last 2 days is uncanny.
I have a quarter sized chai stain on one of my favorite shirts and cannot bring myself to wear it, not even to bed and the funny part? It's a Philly Cops shirt. Badge? Can't do it.
Maybe Roger can.
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