- Lint trap; always full, always bluish gray, no matter the load. WTF?
- Backwards Day?- a boondoggle. Inside-out Day?- serving a nobler purpose!
- Aren't 'darks' colors too?
- Yellow is the new white!
- Disposable diapers; a reality. Disposable underwear; my reality.
- Fabreeze = dry cleaning.
- No Iron- you're one quarter of the way there. Keep inventing.
- Sew tags into underwear for a living? Guess what your job in hell will be.
- Mating socks- why I'm such a fan of flip-flops.
- Missing socks- they're mating with your darks and escaping through the lint trap.
- Paper money stuck to the inside of the washer- inescapable evidence of God's love.
- Carefully weigh the investment in time and effort laundering & folding towels to running around naked for a few minutes.
- Fabric softener? Dryer sheets? There's a sucker born every minute!
- In the modern world, every minute spent folding laundry is one minute you arrive late somewhere. [ ...to your child's first recital ;[ )
- Wear stubborn stains like a 'set-in' badge!
- Pheromones....ummmm!
See y'all down by the river!
